Saturday, May 25, 2013

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling

So of course I have to review Harry Potter. But it is hard, a lot harder than I thought it would be and if I'm honest I'm really not sure where to start. I just don't know if I will be able to sum up just how amazing these books are. Can my simple words do justice to a story that changed the lives of millions. That may be a little far fetched some will think but the reality is it is true, Harry Potter changed peoples lives, a lot of peoples lives. Kids grew up reading Harry Potter, I remember taking my niece Erica to see the first movie and I remember her freaking out at the scary parts... and yet when the last movie came out.... Erica wasn't that little kid hiding any more, she was a young adult, she too had grown up as had the characters of Harry Potter. I think this is the first time since starting my Book Blog that I have been truly scared, I keep thinking wow if I stuff up the Harry Potter review then I will have ruined this whole thing, why I feel so much is riding on Harry Potter I do not know, maybe, it's a sign of just how truly amazing I believe this story to be. We all know the story, having read the books or not you will  know the story, the story of a young boy who lost both parents as a baby, who starts the journey living in a cupboard under some stairs yet ends up becoming a remarkable wizard. You don't have to like the story but you should respect the fact that J.K. Rowling has done an amazing job, these books are so well written that every reader is instantly transported to Hogwarts. I absolutely adore these books and I have promised myself that my son will read the books rather than just watching the movies, don't get me wrong, I own all the movies because they too are brilliant but nothing will ever replace the amazing feeling when reading this wonderful story.
This is a story not to be missed and if you have children then please buy these books, don't just rely on the movies. I so look forward to the nights I can sit and read these books to my son.
9/10


Bared To You by Sylvia Day

If my Brother or Dad should happen to stumble upon my blog I would kindly ask them to not read this next review. Thank you.

OK so we all read Fifty, we all know the story, its porn, literary porn. I knew after reading Fifty that as exciting as these stories are they aren't something I would waste too much time devouring, so when my friend (yes, the same girl who I am positive Fifty convinced to leave her awful marriage) recommended I read these books I thought Uh Oh here we go again.
Whilst this book is similar to Fifty in the sense that the story lines are almost identical this is a better story, the two main characters are much more realistic and easier to read, Eve Trammel has a backbone and some confidence, Gideon Cross doesn't have as many maniac control freak issues as Christian Grey.
At times this book is a little confronting, there aren't ten chapters of umming and ahhing, Gideon meets Eva and pretty much tells her straight away he wants to have hot sex with her and that's the end of that, she pretends to be offended and not interested for all of two seconds and then its on, and when I say on I do mean on!
If you really didn't like Fifty then you most likely wont like this one, all I can offer you is that it does have much better characters and the story line is slightly better. The Sex. It doesn't have any of the slightly freaky and scary sex that Fifty has but it does have amazing Sex. Why does the Sex have to have a capital letter you ask, I don't know it just feels right. The sex is what makes this book, with out this crazy sex these books wouldn't even be published so once again of you are looking for something that has an abundance of literary brilliance to it... this isn't the book for you.
On another note... why do these books have to have such cheesy awkward covers?? Honestly, there is nothing worse than trying to hide the book underneath the bread in your food shopping trolley at Cole's, desperate for the Butcher man not to look down and see you openly flaunting your Mummy Porn. Or even worse, when you go to the counter at the book store and the young pimple faced guy smirks at you and you just know what he is thinking and it can never be good, because generally the hunky sex god types of men don't work in book stores, well not my local book store anyway. So why do these books have to have such ridiculous front covers? Why? Why not spare us Mummy Porn readers from the humiliation of having to face the Butcher man or the spotty faced guys in the book store?
OK so rounding this up, I liked this book and I will read the next one when it hits the shelf's.
7/10

The Hidden Cottage by Erica James

Brilliant.
This is a book you would easily look past in a shop, there is nothing that reaches out and grabs you from the cover of this book. My friend lent it to me, it belonged to her sister who had read it on a holiday so in between the squashed mosquito water damaged pages I discovered a brilliant story. I would ask you to please have a read of this book, I loved it. I admit the first chapter was slow and I wondered if I could really be bothered with the dead bugs and water damage but I am so glad and thankful that I persevered because I fell head over in heels in love with this book and its wonderful characters. Set in a small English village it is a story about a retired man trying to rediscover a lone happy moment from his youth, trying to get back to that one and only happy place. It is also a story about a family trying to repair broken bonds and strained relationships. I don't really want to give much more away but I beg you to please give this book a read you will really enjoy it.
8/10

Banker To The Poor

As my husband is a banker and has been for almost twenty years I heard about this book and thought this is something we really should read.
Banker To The Poor is a true story about Muhammad Yunus, a man who set up an amazing banking system in Bangladesh. Lending tiny sums of money to the poor, to the people ordinary banks wouldn't even speak to so that they could set themselves up with small enterprises therefore helping them find a way out of the slums of poverty and into a decent life that all human beings deserve.
There isn't much more I can say about this book, the name speaks for itself, it is a true story and a remarkable one at that.
7/10

Safe Haven by Nicholas Sparks

Well.... we all know Nicholas Sparks is the king of great big monumental sappy romance stories.
If you adored the Vow and the Notebook then I guess this will be another sure thing for you...
I did not like this book. I found it awkward and annoying and it is not something I can put my finger on I'm sorry to say, it is well written and the characters have continuity but I just couldn't take to this book. I think maybe it was the story line, it bothered me, it does have one of those why is the girl running up the stairs when there is a killer in the house instead of out the front door feels to it. So someone is trying to kill you so you choose to live in a house deep in the middle of nowhere, with no car or phone? Yes, I can absolutely see how that is clever and safe and smart..... I am being sarcastic here because there is nothing more I despise then paying good money for a really crap book. What makes this even worse is that I did go and see this movie at the cinemas and yes I have hung my head in shame for paying a ridiculous amount of money to see the movie about I book I didn't like!! If I thought the book was bad... wow Josh Duhamel really takes the cake for being quite possible one of the worst actors in this day and age!
Would I recommend this book... no.
2/10

Dark Prince by Christine Feehan

Vampire/Human Romance maybe not for the prudes.
OK so this is actually the first book in a series of over twenty books. Christine Feehan is a brilliant writer she really is, she has written so many books that I couldn't begin to list them. If you are into the vampire romance genre then this is a good place to start. The Dark series is about a breed of vampires the Carpathian's and while most live in and around Romania some of the books are set in different places around the world. I will be honest here and tell you that each book has the very same theme, as do a lot of vampire novels, vampire needs saving and along comes a woman to save his soul. But with these books there is so much more to enjoy, its the small details Feehan goes into, the different situations and circumstances of each character is what makes these books really enjoyable.
One thing some readers may not like is the fact that the men in these books all have the same macho I am man you are woman attitude going on, in some of the books its tolerable and others it isn't, it will really depend on your personality. What I am trying to say is that there is a hell of a lot of men telling women what to do in these books, the man saying you do want this, the woman saying no I don't only to be told to trust the man as he knows best, and what to you know, the woman does decide that of course the man was right and she did in fact want it! I'm sure a few of you will get my drift on what it is that she will be wanting ;)
So again if you are into the vampire scene then this is a must read, I would be amazed that anyone into this scene hasn't already read or heard about these books. Christine Feehan is an amazing woman and I will happily say I have all of the Dark series and a complete collection from another series she has written, there are a number of different genres Christine writes for so you really should check out her website.
7/10
http://www.christinefeehan.com/


ET a novel by William Kotzwinkle

Yep. I'm doing this and your eyes aren't deceiving you! People who know me generally know that ET is one of my all time favourite movies, there may even be a gigantic framed movie poster in my bathroom.
I adore ET and was delighted to stumble upon this little book in an op shop years ago, with a price tag of $1.50 I knew I would be taking this baby home with me.
There is no need to go into detail we all know the story but something that the movie only lightly touched on was that these wonderful little creatures are horticulturists. Big time. These little folk are major plant folk! Its a really great story and I absolutely loved discovering a different side ET and his folk. I really loved this book and I don't believe you are ever to old to read children's book. If you liked ET and are a bit of a plant person then this book is just lovely. Do it, or at least do yourself a favour and go and watch ET.
6/10

Wolfskin & Foxmask by Juliet Marillier

I'm going to review these two books together. If you are into anything Viking then these books are a must read. Set against the back drop of what I can only assume is Norway these books will take you on a beautiful if not frightening and at times dark adventure.
Wolfskin is the story of Eyvind a man destined to be a great Viking warrior, a wolfskin. On a voyage of discovery Eyvind meets the mysterious Nessa who returns to Eyvind's land. Yes there is a gentle hint of romance to this story but believe me this is not a romance novel. This is an adventure to be read by both men and women. Juliet Marillier has brought an amazing visual to this book, as she introduces the lands and characters you can instantly visualise these strange lands and its people.
Wolksin is a book worth reading.
6/10
Foxmask. This book picks up with the story of Eyvind and Nessa's daughter Creidhe and whilst it is much more of a romance than Wolfskin this book is amazing, it will haunt you at times but you are unable to put it down. I found this book to be set in a much colder darker place than Wolfskin, I had never read a story like this before and still haven't to this day, there is something about this book that will stay with you long after you have read the last page, having had a fascination with Scandinavia for such a long time I  was really looking forward to reading about these magical Fjords surrounded by stunning mountains and scenery. This book wont give you a lovely warm feeling, you be wont bursting with happiness but you will be moved by this story. Please find this book in a shop or library and read it. Its a must.
7/10



Friday, May 24, 2013

The Husbands Secret by Liane Moriarty

Set in Australia this book is brilliant, its extremely well written with fantastic characters,  I love reading books when you can see the characters clearly from the get go. The book is centred around a number of characters whose lives delicately entwine within each others, there is a great sadness throughout this book and there where times I questioned the plot but I was glad I kept an open mind because I am quite slow to get the drift when one is floating just under the surface from start to finish, that probably wont make sense so you will just have to read the book to get a better understanding of what the bloody hell I am yapping on about.
I really don't want to give any of the storylines away so I wont say much more except that this is remarkable story not to be missed, its great and you really must read this book.
7/10

This Is How It Ends by Kathleen MacMahon

OK so this book is set in my Mothers home town so the first few chapters I was delighted, calling Mum every few pages explaining landmarks, enjoying hearing her childhood stories from these places. This book is very well written, the characters have depth and the main character Addie has something about her you just warm to instantly. I laughed a lot at first as I have always found my Mum to have a trace of snobbery she would vehemently deny yet these characters from the very same town have the very same characteristics so I delighted in knowing it was just something people from that place are born with. Bruno the American is lovely, from his daggy caps and cardigans to his belief in the good of these snobbish people is just heart warming but folks let me tell you this book is a killer. It reels you in, my Mum laughed at me when I told her the night I finished this book I sat in bed roaring crying and threw this book at the back of my door, a few weeks later she would call and tell me she did the very same thing. That's what this book does to you. Destroys your soul. Ok ok I admit that's a little far fetched and dramatic although I am known well for my dramatics. Without ruining the complete book I will just say that this is a book to be read but do have the tissues at the ready and I do believe books like this should have a warning. I will leave it at that and just hope that you take my advice and seek out this book and please remember to close the bed room door first so the book hits the door and not a poor innocent person.
5/10

Fifty Shades Of Grey by E.L. James

Lets do this....
Women's porn, we all know that is exactly what this series is. Its nothing more than literary porn. And I liked it! Women love the unbelieve crazy sex antics that go on in the story and men, well if you have a crap sex life... you need to read these books, you will definitely learn a thing or two!
Now the lead character Anastasia Steele is the biggest pain and there are times you want to throw the book across the room and into the wall because she is just so frustrating, I get self confidence issues I really do... I'm writing a Book Blog and freaking out waiting for that first snippet of criticism. But seriously this girl is ridiculous. As for Christian Grey, I'm not going to lie he is a massive control freak and at times pisses you off but wow... E.L. James knows how to write about strong sexy men.
The whole way through this book I was blushing across the room at my husband thinking I would literally die of shame if he knew what was going on in these books yet my friend and I were texting each other non stop through out each book emotions ranging from shock to amazement. I am almost certainly convinced that these books gave my friend the final push to leave her miserable unhappy marriage. I read a lot of reviews about this book and read a lot of people snipping at the lack of storyline... I found Grey to have a strong storyline that I enjoyed, yes its mostly full on graphic sex and this thing called BDSM but it does have a story and its not too bad once you can get past Anastasias OMG he hasn't called OMG is he calling again attitude. I had never read any books even remotely like this and I would be very careful not to get caught up in these books but every once in a while you just cant go past a book like this. My younger cousin once posted her utter humiliation of coming home from collage to find her Dad, my Uncle who is extremely close to my Dad reading none other than her copy of Fifty Shades of Grey... Oh I felt her shame but was comforted by the fact that my Dad lives in another country so this scenario was never likely to happen to me... well... My Dad & wonderful Step Mum have just been here on holiday.... and it happened, the most mortifying and embarrassing moment happened when they came home from my sisters house, Step Mum brandishing this book, discussing with my Dad about it being awful and that my sister really shouldn't be reading this.... keep in mind my sister is seven years older than me... I promptly hid my books from the shelf in my room under my bed came out to the kitchen and said Oh god I have heard about those awful books, not sure why anyone would want to read them! Oh the shame of seeing a book like this in the same room as my dear old Dad.
So moving on from that horror this is a brilliant steamy book that is bound to get your pulses racing and if you aren't doing so well in that area you soon will be ;) Men and Women if you haven't read it just go out and get a copy and read it. You can thank me later xx
6/10

A Girls Guide To Vampires by Katie MacAlister

This book is a good laugh, two girls on holiday getting into trouble, throw in some good looking vampires and what more could you ask for? I really like this book, its funny witty and well written. Again Katie MacAlister manages to bring her great sense of humour into another story. This is a light romance with no gory or gruesome elements.

"When her friend Roxy suggests a holiday to the Czech Republic, Joy simply can't say no. After all, it has everything: A craggy, romantic landscape, tall dark handsome strangers, Immortal bloodsucking fiends.... OK the last one is just Roxy's imagination. Because vampires don't exist...or do they?"

6/10
http://katiemacalister.com/

Garden Spells by Sarah Addison Allen

Beautiful, warm and enticing.
My sister lent me this book and said you have to read it, you cant go through life having not read this book. From the first page you get this lovely warm southern feeling, it feels like you need to go outside stand barefoot in the grass, close your eyes and lift your face to the sun. You wont look at apple trees the same way ever again. Sarah Addison Allen has such a beautiful gift of telling stories, the whole time you are reading this book you carry that warm feeling with you.
An expert from the first chapter.
"Every smiley moon, without fail, Claire dreamed of her childhood. She always tried to stay awake those nights when the stars winked and the moon was just a cresting sliver smiling provocatively down at the world, the way pretty women on vintage billboards used to smile as they sold cigarettes and limeade. On those nights in the summer, Claire would garden by the light of the solar-powered footpath lamps, weeding and trimming the night bloomers - the moon vine and the angel's trumpet, the night jasmine and the flowering tobacco. These weren't a part of the Waverley legacy of edible flowers, but sleepless as she often was, Claire had added flowers to the garden to give her something to do at night when she was so wound up that frustration singed the edge of her nightgown and she set tiny fires with her fingertips."
I adore this book and I ask you to please go to your local bookstore or library and find this book. This is definitely a book for soothing the soul.
8/10
http://www.sarahaddisonallen.com/index.html

The Dark Heroine by Abigail Gibbs

Right, lets be honest here. I do feel bad for what I am about to write but this is in fact one of the reasons I decided to start a book blog.... one of my biggest hates is paying good money for a book... and no matter how hard you try you just can NOT force yourself to continue reading it....
This book is awful, first of all I would like to go back to the book shop I bought it from and tell them they need to move it from the adult section into the "Major Teen angst/drama section" and then maybe suggest they hide it in the back if they aren't in favour of tearing up their copies and burning them. Secondly I would ask that they remove the big huge sticker on the front cover saying this is the "sexiest romance you'll read this year" OK I know I deserve to be laughed at for buying a book with a sticker like that in the first place but what can I say? I love a good sexy romance novel. So here goes lets get started on this awful disaster. This particular blog may be long.... because I have a lot to say....
Hate is an awful word so I will use despise, I despise this book. There is a total lack of continuity with the characters, their personalities and traits chop and change faster than you are able to get your head around. An example being a 200 year old vampire who seems to struggle with common day teenage angst seems to forget he has had fangs for 200 years and scratches his lip... with his fangs.... are you feeling me here people.... this is not good! Chapter 37 had a familiarity to it I couldn't place until it jumped from the page and smacked me in the face.... It is almost a complete rip off from the "car scene" from the Twilight book by Stephanie Meyer. Suddenly it makes sense, the main character is based on characters from similar books.... The Vampire Academy springs to mind here. This book has no redeeming features for me, there isn't an ounce of reality and at times it can be vulgar and unnecessary. I struggled to get half way through this book and I couldn't finish it, I just couldn't keep reading. The basic storyline is a 17 year old girl out on the town in a tiny black dress loses her friends in the middle of the night and ends up in a deserted Trafalgar Square where she witnesses these "hot scary guys" murder a bunch of scary looking guys... long painful horrible story short, Vampires kid nap girl, hold her hostage and rather than being scared (she is only 17) she has a bad attitude, acts like an idiot, is extremely immature and well is on the nasty side of slutty! Its not even that I just didn't like her character, I couldn't figure out who her character was. Its books like this that make me wonder just how was this book published? Not only are the characters and story lines weak, but the book isn't even well written. Believe me I have read my fair share of Teen Angst books and whereas books like The Vampire Academy may still come under the Teen category they still have strong characters, gripping story lines and are written beautifully. This book fails on every level.
1/10 (It gets a 1 simply because I liked the front cover)

Sunshine by Robin McKinley

Human/Vampires
"There are places in the world where darkness rules, where it's unwise to walk. But the lake had been quite for years... She never heard them coming. Of course, you don't, when they're vampires."

This book is enchanting. With no graphic sex scenes or vulgar acts of violence to hide behind. This books brings to the table a beautiful haunting tale, a story that at times is breathtaking one minute but then leaves you with cold chills the next this book is a must read. Nothing about this book is typical vampire romance, there is no lovely warm romance bubbling beneath the surface, just a deep dark and sometimes a little disturbing echo of a friendship between two strangers.
8/10

The Summer Of Secrets by Martina Reilly

"Hope Gardener cant run from her past forever..." No, well she does a really good job of trying. This book is fantastic, this book has been passed from friend to friend and everyone has felt the same, its a really good book. If you have lets say mother issues well this is a must read. Set against the outskirts of an Irish seaside town the story kicks off with the lovable Hope, a little bit of a drifter and as some might say not very career minded. Just as she plans the trip of a life what do you know.... Tragedy strikes... I will leave it at that but I cant recommend this book highly enough!
7/10

This Charming Man by Marian Keyes

Simply put this book is a great read, it has lots of really lovely funny light hearted moments but then it has surprisingly deep dark and quite frankly disturbing moments. I was a little bit slow off the mark with this book and it took me a good few chapters before I realised that there was actually a very dark side to this book. If I am honest Marian Keyes can be a little bit hit and miss for me, some of her books I adored, This Charming Man was one of them.
Set in Ireland this books covers a variety of different characters and storylines. From Politician's to Transgender, Domestic abuse and of course a hob knob of beloved small Irish country town characters finishing off with a touch of romance. This book is a must read.
7/10
http://www.mariankeyes.com/Home

Men In Kilts by Katie MacAlister

Right one of my favourite places and things.... Scotland and men in kilts :) I knew by the title alone that I was going to like this book, little did I know that I would actually love this book. This is my go to book, when you read a bad book and you feel terrible afterwards, this is the book I go to for a pick me up, I have read this book too many times to count and still laugh at the same funny scenes, it has become like an old friend you go and visit once in a while, its always the same dependable reliable friend. Katie MacAlister is hysterical, she is such a funny woman and it really shines through in her books, she has way too many for me to count and list so just check out her website you wont regret it.
If you are looking for anything deep and meaningful in this book you wont find it, its a really funny romance story about an American woman who meets a Scottish farmer at a book conference and what do you know one thing leads to another and well you will just have to read the book to find out the rest but please do trust me on this one, its extremely funny warm hearted and the characters are so well written you cant help but love some hate some and laugh along with the antics.
8/10
http://katiemacalister.com/



The Black Dagger Brotherhood Series by J.R. Ward

Wow folks hold onto your pants... this series is definitely not for the faint hearted. Let me sum up this fantastic series for you, Vampires, Humans, Evil Creatures, Romance and Sex.
If you are a prude this series isn't for you, I wont lie I did ask my husband to buy a few of the books for me as I couldn't face the man behind the counter in the book shop, but whilst the names of each book are a little bit awkward and at times embarrassing believe me when I say that there is nothing awkward or embarrassing within these books. Firstly J.R. Ward is a brilliant writer, she is intelligent and has a brilliant knack for forcing you to jump right into the gritty streets of Caldwell New York and before you know it your heart is pumping and you feel as if you are living the stories, you become so involved in the characters and they become so real that you almost forget that they are not only fictional but Vampires!!!
So the romance and sex... OK I wont lie each book has the same theme, a vampire with issues and a woman to save him, each book shares this link but each story is vastly different and will rope you in. The sex is steamy... I'm trying to think of the best way to describe the sex in these books whilst thinking about the fact that this is only my second book review and I really wouldn't want porn to come into this blog, the sex is huge and there were many times  I know my face was bright red and I would think to myself that this is close to literary porn! I'm sitting here reading porn!
There are 12 books so far and hopefully more to come. Start at the start with the Kings story and from there you can sit back and enjoy the steamy underworld for a few hours. There is a brother for every personality.
Dark Lover Book 1.
7/10

Into The Wilderness by Sara Donati

A story you wont forget anytime soon, Into The Wilderness is one of those books. From the first page you are pulled back in time to 1792, where you begin to follow the journey of a young English woman Elizabeth Middleton who has been sent to America to live with her Father and Brother, the story takes place in no other than Frontier Land and if you were a fan of The Last Of The Mohican's then this book is for you. Whilst reading this book for the first time I couldn't help but feel it was familiar... queue the lead character... Nathaniel Bonner... ring any bells yet? From what I gather this book is the story of Hawkeye & Cora's son Nathaniel Bonner, I haven't been able to find any information linking the two stories together but it is what it is and it will be one of the greatest stories you will read so please... pick it up and enjoy.
Into The Wilderness is the first book of six and whilst each one is a brilliant story that I truly enjoyed I felt that the Into The Wilderness and the last of the series The Endless Forest were the best by far, they were two books that I just couldn't put down and have read more than once.
9/10


Thursday, May 23, 2013

Well hello there friend....

Ok so here I am, and I'm starting my blog. This is something I have wanted to do for ever and a day but I didn't know where to begin... Ok so maybe I did but I just didn't think anyone would be interested in the ramblings of a stay at home Mum! A little bit about me, a hi how are ya lets get to know me... My name is Christine, I'm married and have a little boy. I've only recently stopped working so that I could spend more time with my dear little man and I will be honest and say... I am loving it, I haven't felt any of those pangs a lot of working women feel when they give up their jobs... I promised myself I would be honest with this blog so I'm going to tell the truth here... I haven't had one day of remorse, regret or indecision about leaving  my job, you could say I well and truly packed my career up and threw it away... and what more can I say... except that this once unhappy girl is starting to wake up with this strange feeling... people say its called happiness!
So the main reason for this blog is my love and I admit it can borderline on ridiculous love of books, what actually kicked me into gear was reading... an awful book... a terrible book, a book so awful I have to keep reading only because I paid money for this book so I just have to see it through until the end!! I will!! But its hard work, really hard work. So from here on in I will post my book reviews, the emphasis on my.... I will post a picture and my review on the book I have just finished reading, I understand some people out there wont like my reviews, me or my blog but hey that's absolutely ok.